Put Vaseline On Your Eyelashes And You’ll Never Have To Use Falsies Again


Email this to a friend

Nice Move


Having long, luscious lashes is every girl’s greatest wish. Some are born with the gift, and many are not. We glue shit to our face and pile on the mascara in a desperate attempt to appear more flirty, feminine, and fucking gorgeous. But when the lashes fall and the mascara smears, your look goes from glam to gory. Have no fear, there is hope.

From the roommate that brought you reverse shampooing, the easiest and the cheapest way to grow your lashes is here, and it’s probably already in your house: Vaseline. Right before you go to bed, take that shit and rub it all over your lashes, top and bottom. You can use your finger or a clean mascara brush. Just make sure that it doesn’t go inside your eyes. That’s not good for you. When you wake up the next morning, wash it all off before you put makeup on.

The theory behind this regimen is that because of the moisturizing properties that Vaseline has, it keeps your lashes healthy and stops them from falling out. If they don’t fall out, then you give them a chance to grow. Ergo, lashes growing long and pretty.

After researching the topic, I found that this does not work for everyone. But I can say from my own experience, as well as those who have also tried this beauty trick, if you do it on a nightly basis, then you will see results. I first noticed how long they got when I put my glasses on and my eyelashes got crushed and poked me in the eyes. I knew then that I was on my way to having the lashes of my dreams, and now you can be too.

Image via Shutterstock

A born and raised Jersey girl, she can always be found covered in sand and pizza sauce. Her personal brand is "that girl." She prefers wine in bottles because she thinks outside of the box. Send fan mail to sratbroTSM@gmail.com or by smoke signal.

More From Srat Bro »


You must be logged in to comment. Log in or create an account.

Click to Read Comments (3)