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Sarah Hyland Is Lowkey An Incredible Singer, Because Talent Is Not Evenly Distributed Amongst Human Populace

Sarah Hyland Is Lowkey An Incredible Singer, Because Talent Is Not Evenly Distributed Amongst Human Populace

God dammit, Sarah Hyland. You couldn’t just be satisfied being a funny, stylish, and beautiful actress. No, you just came out of the woodworks covering The Chainsmokers “Closer” with Boyce Avenue, and slaying it, proving that you are a queen, while alternatively, I had to set an alarm to wake up at noon today.

Dressed in all black, with ripped jeans and a subtle smokey eye, Hyland appears effortless, because for a sorceress such as herself, it’s NBD to be a lot more talented than some of our favorite pop stars. Like many other celebrities, Hyland appeared to be sitting on her talent for quite some time, and posted to Instagram to thank the band for allowing her to collaborate on something she’s “been dreaming of doing since she was 19 years old.”

Who knows? Maybes Hyland’s spontaneous, successful signing debut will encourage other celebs (*cough* Kylie *cough*) to reveal their hidden talents.

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