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Sarah Silverman Creates The Perfect Theme Song For Lazy People

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Do you need a jam to get pumped up for a big Memorial Day of doing nothing? Well, comedian Sarah Silverman has finally created the perfect anthem for all of us that just want to sit on the couch and do nothing.

Pump up the volume, take off your make up, change into your large t-shirt, and settle in for a night of takeout, Netflix and masturbation (although not together… unless that’s your thing). It’s about to not get crazy.

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Jenna Crowley

Jenna used to be known as 2NOTBrokeGirls, but then one of the girls actually went broke, so she's struck out on her own. Jenna spends her free time saving the world, one sorority girl at a time (usually while wearing yoga pants), questioning why she decided to get a doctorate, and documenting her love of all things cheese related. You can ask her anything you want about football, using your boobs to get what you want, and pizza at @JennaLCrowley on Twitter or via email at JennaLCrowley@gmail.com.

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