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Should You Return Your Hookup’s Clothes? A Foolproof Formula Has The Answer

RETURN!

Just because he’s your friend, and because you see him all the time, and because he keeps asking for it, and because it would really be no skin off of your back to send it his way, and because I suppose that maybe — just maybe — he’s more important to you than a t-shirt collection, you can give his stuff back. Just this once.

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]

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