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Should You Return Your Hookup’s Clothes? A Foolproof Formula Has The Answer

Of course you don’t care! You just slept with him. Haven’t you given him enough? Surely, you cared about your dignity, so his losing something he cares about really isn’t the worst thing. Maybe he’ll forget?

Is he nagging you about it?

Nah. He’s not the type to make a big deal out of things.
Yes. My manchild has texted me three times already about his beloved sweat socks.

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]

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