Snooki Gives Birth To Baby Boy

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First and foremost – serious confesh right now. Snooki is my girl. I think she could cool it on the make-up, tanning, and selfies a little, okay, a lot, but I think she’s totally funny and cute (albeit dumb, but still funny and cute). Sue me. She and Pauly D would totally be invited to my birthday party, but the rest of them can bite me.

Glad I got that off my chest.

With that said, THE BABY IS HEEEEEERE. That’s right, the Jersey Shore has a new little meatball to welcome onto our TVs and into our hearts. Early Sunday morning Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi gave birth to a baby boy. Lorenzo Domenic LaValle was born at 3AM Sunday (August 27) morning at Saint Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, NJ, weighing 6 pounds and 5 ounces.

Although I’m having my reservations about Snooki’s maternal abilities, considering she doesn’t know how to cook, clean, or wake up before 2pm, the guidette is loving motherhood in her one day at it and tweeted “Being a mom is an amazing feeling!!! I love my little man to death! Jionni is such a cute dad.” Personally, I’m pumped to see the munchkin crawling around that house in a shore store onesie, and hope baby’s first fist pump is recorded.

I couldn’t be happier for Snooks. I mean, I could…if she had like gotten married first and suddenly her bad reputation disappeared and everyone loved her as much as I do…but I’m happy she has a healthy baby boy, and I’m stoked for some super sweet instagrammies.

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