Someone Covered This Cathedral’s Staircase With Over 1,000 Cardboard Cutouts of Nicki Minaj’s Ass

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The people of Helsinki, Finland woke up, rightfully confused and disturbed, as they discovered that the steps of the Helsinki Cathedral were covered in cardboard cutouts of Nicki Minaj’s ass. It didn’t take long to discover the root of the cutouts, apparently placed there as a promotion for an upcoming summer music festival.

The festival is hiding cutouts all around the city, and is rumored to have passed out more than 4,000 Nickis. People are jumping all over this idea, and sharing pictures of their stolen cutouts with the hashtag #MyNicki.

#mynicki #summerup15

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QUEEN 😍😍😍 #summerup2015 #mynicki #nickiminaj

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I’m not sure what I would do with a miniature Nicki Minaj cardboard cutout. What I do know, however, is that if there’s one place where Nicki definitely does not belong, it is anywhere near a church. I’m also fairly certain that this stunt was 1.) a total waste of cardboard, 2.) probably pretty offensive to people who give a shit about Jesus, and 3.) one of the weirdest promotional strategies I’ve ever seen. Your move, Finland.

[via BuzzFeed]

Image via Helga Esteb /

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