Starbucks Releasing New Frap Because Getting A Bikini Bod Wasn’t Hard Enough Already


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Starbucks Releasing New Frap Because Getting A Bikini Bod Wasn't Hard Enough Already

If you’re anything like me, you know what you’re getting at Starbs depending on the season. You’re drinking PSLs from September until the day after Thanksgiving, when you fill those little red cups with skinny peppermint mochas or gingerbread lattes. When there isn’t a seasonal menu, ordering can be difficult to say the least, but now Starbucks has given us a summer go-to.

Starting April 28th, Starbs will be offering a new S’mores frappuccino, which will feature marshmallow flavored whipped cream, milk chocolate sauce, graham cracker crumbs, and of course, lots of coffee. I’ve stopped trusting “limited edition items” since the Lilly for Target launch, but if this is a hit, it’s not unreasonable to guess they’ll keep making more. The only downside to this delicious sounding summer treat? My hopes and dreams of a bikini bod are now completely shattered. Oh well – high waisted swimsuits exist for a reason, right? Grab a tummy-flattering suit, a good book, and a Venti frappuccino for your next trip to the beach – you deserve it.

[via TIME]

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