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Stop What You’re Doing And Look At This Slice Of Pizza Topped With Mini Pizzas

I don’t have a lot of commentary for you here, but this picture of a pizza topped with little mini-pizzas is one of the most important photos that has ever been posted in the history of this website.

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LET’S TAKE A CLOSER LOOK:

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SIRI, ENHANCE:

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You’re telling me, somewhere in this wild and crazy world, I can eat a slice of pizza with mini slices of pizza as its only topping? Is this a dream come true? I mean, look at this heavenly beauty and tell me how many of these you would drunkenly order at three in the morning.

Maybe this is a common thing and I am the only person on earth who doesn’t know about it. I don’t know. What I can tell you, though, is this is a complete and total game-changer. IT IS PIZZA WITH LITTLE PIZZA SLICES AS TOPPINGS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING READING THIS AND WHY AREN’T YOU ORDERING IT RIGHT NOW?

Spread the word. Send this photo to your local and federal representatives, to your neighborhood pizzerias and to Mom and Dad back in Missouri. The world is a little bit brighter today.

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SaltyDog

I like to eat bagels bites in my bed. SnapChat your excellent girl advice and what not to @SDGrandex

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