There’s just something about going to grab your morning coffee at your favorite café that starts your day off right. A hot, sugar-free, extra-shot latté paired with a warm blueberry muffin, an awesome Spotify playlist, and some good, old-fashioned oral sex. Wait, what? If you find yourself in Switzerland, that could soon be exactly what your morning coffee stop consists of, and I have to say I’m intrigued.
Switzerland is set to open its first oral sex café, which is exactly what it sounds like. For about $60 USD, you’ll be able to order your cranberry scone with a side of the hottest barista of your choice. Since Switzerland has legal sex work, this is surprisingly not an illegal venture, although I feel like the health codes department may have a thing or two to say about it. There are additional worries of sexism, as the majority of baristas are slated to be male, although honestly, I’m certainly not going to be complaining about that. The café is waiting on approval from the City of Geneva to open, but as soon as they get the green light, they’ll be open for business.
Now, who’s ready for a morning sexpresso?.
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