Taylor Swift’s Maid Of Honor Speech Was Really Cute


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Taylor Swift's Maid Of Honor Speech Was Really Cute

Britany Maack. Her name is Britany Maack. Not “the bride,” or “Taylor Swift’s best friend,” it’s Britany Maack. And she just got married, and that is awesome. She just happened to have a super famous person give a speech at her wedding. And that super famous person happens to be a writer, so that speech was pretty dope.

Okay, that was really cute — not as funny as mine was (#ShamelessSelfPromo), but really cute. I see you getting all amped up when that guy says the wine was from 1989, though. And I commend the videographer for making the video about the bride, and not about Taylor Swift. It can’t have been easy, but it’s Britany’s day, and she looked beautiful.

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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