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The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 12: McSugar Tits

by Lucky Jo

Be careful who you swipe right.

Eh, probably still too soon for a quality Ferguson joke.

Well played, girlfriend.

I chuckled.

That doesn’t sound fun for either of us.

But wait, do you seriously not know what your appendix does?

I would absolutely date this man.

Who says chivalry is dead?

Not even a little bit.

I will not.

So that’s what it means when a guy pokes you.

Shame on you, you friggin’ creep.

This kid is going places, and I mean that.

No, Winston. That is not how the game works.

I speak on behalf of the female population when I say this: fuck you, Randy.

Imma pass.

“McSugar Tits.” I like that. A lot.

Points for creativity, but that’s a tough mental image to shake.

Check out The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, and Part 11.

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