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The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 14: Tulips

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Be careful who you swipe right.

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I’m so turned on right now.

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It’s good to set goals for yourself, Leonel.

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**applauds**

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If you look very closely, you can tell that it’s photoshopped.

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Where do you think this compliment will take you?

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Whatta charmer.

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Oh, yikes.

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I like a man who can admit his faults.

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This makes me uncomfortable in, like, 15 different ways.

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Dolphinitely.

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Ass like cement, sign me up.

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Learn when to quit, Josh.

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Someone’s got issues.

Check out The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, and Part 13.

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to LuckyJoTSM@gmail.com.

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Lucky Jo

Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to lucyjmulvihill@gmail.com.

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