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The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 7: Snowstorms

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Be careful who you swipe right.

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So smooth.
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They finally admit it.
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Kid’s got issues.
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A for effort.
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Well, I’m sober and I don’t really get it, either.
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He’s an angry elf.
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Yikes.
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When all else fails…
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Would’ve worked on me.
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I hate this.
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Points for originality?
Check out The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4Part 5, and Part 6.

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to LuckyJoTSM@gmail.com.

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Lucky Jo

Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to lucyjmulvihill@gmail.com.

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