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The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 9: Hogwarts Express

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Be careful who you swipe right.

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Ohhhhhh, we gotta badass over here.

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Guys, I’m scared.

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I love literally everything he just said.

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I am aroused.

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#IWantTheK

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They call me Ron Weasley because I’m awkward and needy and desperate for love.

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Fine, but we’re watching “Gossip Girl.”

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Thank you for painting such an elaborate mental image, Nathaniel.

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Would’ve worked on me.

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Slow down, trigger.

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Very smooth.

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Stop. You had me at ’95 Nissan.

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I would 100 percent date this boy.

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Yikes.

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Buh dum chhhh.

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Yes. Yes, you certainly do.

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Where does he think this line will take him?

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Pics or it didn’t happen.

Check out The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, and Part 8.

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to [email protected].

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Lucky Jo

Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to [email protected].

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