When you hear “Cyrus family reality show” you think about a carbon copy of Keeping Up With The Kardashians where everyone is just stoned all the time. I was disappointed when I found out that wouldn’t be the shows plot, and even more disappointed when I found out Miley won’t really have anything to do with it. But life is full of disappointments, ya know?
The show, “Cyrus vs. Cyrus: Design and Conquer,” will start mama Cyrus, Tish, and Miley’s sister, Brandi. Now that we actually know their names, the show will be a competition between the two of them for who cane design the best room for their clients. So, whatever, another home remodeling show, but we eat that shit up, so more power to them.
I just want to point out a few things. First, Brandi is not the favorite child. The favorite child would be the one who made their family millions of dollars, Miley. But she can think that if she wants. Second, the only reason I was remotely interested in a Cyrus family reality show was to see some of Liam Hemsworth, so getting some negative points there as well. Third, what’s everyones deal with Nashville? Like, you do know there are more cities in the United States other than Nashville? Everyone is always riding Nashville’s d. All the girls from the Bachelor always go to Nashville. We get it. Nashville is trendy but like, go somewhere else in the world. And finally, we have to acknowledge the “Wrecking Ball” pun. I have a feeling this show is going to try to piggy back Miley references, but let’s be honest, this show is no Hannah Montana. Not even close to the best of both worlds.