You know those moments when bad ideas get worse? Like, when you’re at the bar, drunk out of your mind, and suddenly your best friend is like “we should totally dance on the table.” Or when instead of just not studying for your exam to watch Netflix, you decide to not study for your exam and go out until 3 a.m., black out, hook up with your ex-boyfriend, get into a fight with your ex-boyfriend, and eat an entire large pizza and jar of pickles by yourself? Yeah. This is pretty much exactly like that.
According to Mashable, clip-on man buns actually exist.
— BuzzFeed UK (@BuzzFeedUK) November 11, 2015
For the low cost of $9.99 and the loss of dignity, your man can become a wannabe hipster, without the possibly of going bald or actually committing to growing his hair out! Yay! I mean, sure let’s ignore the fact that man buns have already gone out of style and some places have even gone so far as to ban them because they’re
ugly AF a distraction. Still, it’s all about equality. If we’re allowed to wear extensions, they should be allowed to too, right?
LOL fuck no. The only thing less sexy than waking up to a guy whose clip-on man bun is laying on the floor is, well, nothing. That’s just about the most unsexy thing ever. In a hilarious, “I hope this never happens to me but I’m loving the outrage” kind of way. And as it happens with any scandal, the internet has gone wild.
If I see anyone wearing a clip on man bun for real… I'll slap you silly with my Starbucks Christmas cup.
— Matt Adamik (@MattAdamikPhoto) November 11, 2015
Clip-on man bun to cover my bald spot!
— russwilliamsiii (@russwilliamsiii) November 11, 2015
You thought getting your hair extensions pulled out during sex was embarrassing.. Imagine pulling out a dudes clip on man bun 😂😂
— Sarah Webb (@_Sarah_Webb_) November 11, 2015
Mood: clip-on man bun on a windy day
— Katie Damron (@damronkatie) November 11, 2015
Will the clip on man bun be the powdered wig of 2016? #fashion
— Jonathan Dowler (@JonathanDowler) November 11, 2015
I'm mad I spent a whole year growing a real man bun just for them to make clip on man buns smh
— Pastelillo Papí (@BasedLordDuck) November 11, 2015
Big meeting today with a marketing executive. I don't trust the guy, he has a soul patch. I might wear a clip-on man-bun to counter him.
— Dave Erickson (@ericksonvision) November 11, 2015
What a day to be alive..
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