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The Kardashian Christmas Card Is As Kardashian As It Gets

Although I never expected the Kardashian’s Christmas card to feature the clan in matching denim jackets, what they actually revealed (yes, they had a reveal of their Christmas card photo) was more Kardashian than imaginable.

The photo looks like a hungover version of I Spy and only provokes continuous eye rolling at this car crash of a family. While featuring Illuminati symbolism, naked mannequins, and what appears to be a dead Mason, Kris really outdid herself this year. I don’t know what type of vibe she’s trying to give the family, but it is giving me morning-after formal flashbacks.

The real problem with this Christmas card? Scott Disick isn’t featured. Do they not realize that The Lord’s comedy gold is the only reason worth ‘keeping up’ with them at all?

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[via Daily News]

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Babe Lincoln

Babe Lincoln (@Babe__Lincoln) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move and spends the majority of her time knocking back Franzia and introducing herself as "the female Johnny Manziel."

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