Get ready, because in about two months on December 5th at 10pm EST on CBS we will all come together once again with our squad, equipped with adequate wine to worship and praise many of our patron saints (well, angels) which include Adriana Lima, Gigi and Bella Hadid, Kendall Jenner, and Alessandra Ambrosio. That’s right, the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is coming up, and we’ve got the details on who’s performing this year, and boy is it going to be a good one.
In case you missed it, the fashion show will be in Paris for the first time ever this year. That’s right, Paris. One of the holy meccas of fashion and required traveling of everyone’s abroad trips. But that’s old news when you hear the performers which Victoria’s Secret recently released via twitter.
In case you missed it, Lady Gaga recently redeemed herself for her uh… unique album Artpop with the amazing Joanne. If you haven’t heard it yet, I insist you go listen as she reminds us of what a goddamn powerhouse she is. It’ll be her first time at the VS show, while it’s the second time for both Bruno Mars and The Weeknd.
If we’re lucky, we’ll get another Behati-Adam Levine level of #couplegoals with The Weeknd and Bella Hadid. Or who can forget the iconic Orlando Bloom watching Miranda Kerr on stage (RIP) from afar.
As for Bruno, eh. Not too excited. I personally have never understood his appeal. Sure he’s a good singer and can make a hangover anthem be catchy, but he just doesn’t get me as excited picturing him performing whatever song of his is semi-relevant at the moment as I do picturing Gaga belt out Perfect Illusion while Lily Aldridge struts her stuff wearing an excessive amount of feathers and lack of actual clothing.
Either way, in my opinion this is shaping up to be an amazing show. Well, when is it not? December 5th cannot come sooner..