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There’s A Vibrator That Looks Like The Eggplant Emoji And I’m Kind Of Freaking Out About It

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I’m genuinely surprised that it took this long for some bored, rich inventor to pick up this idea and run with it. The eggplant emoji is the only emoji I regularly use, and I’ve never once used it in reference to an actual eggplant. A penis. I use it in reference to a penis.

And now, a vibrator. As of today, you can buy a vibrator that looks like the eggplant emoji. Inventor Jaimie Jandler told Cosmopolitan:

“I just kind of said this idea as a joke. You know, what about eggplant vibrators? It was kind of a joke and then I was like…wait, this actually could be awesome.”

And so it was. The Emojibator is waterproof, made of silicon, and just under five inches long, which seems on the short end for both an eggplant and a schlong. Still, it has ten different vibration settings, and it looks like the fucking eggplant emoji. I’m completely amazed by this invention, and I will continue to be amazed all day long. It doesn’t take much these days.

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“I wanted to create a culturally relevant and classic product and this really hit the mark on both. It’s also a great way to add a touch of humor to anyone’s sex toy collection.”

A touch of humor well worth the $32.

[via Cosmopolitan]

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