There’s Now A Dating Site For People Who Are Obsessed With Disney


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There are a few really life-changing things that happen when you join a sorority:
• You get a big.
• You get a giant support system of smart, beautiful, intelligent women.
• You have a hell of a time.
• And you become obsessed with Disney.

Okay so that last one might not happen to everyone (I managed to escape the Disney obsession for the much better, yet nerdier, Harry Potter obsession, but whatever). But for a lot of girls, Disney is life. And while wearing ears, going to the parks, and dressing up like Minnie is great, a lot of girls can’t find their Mickey. I mean, let’s be real. How many guys are obsessed with cartoon characters, waiting in line for hours to go on some kid ride, and spending an absurd amount of money on mouse shaped ice-cream? Let me take that back. How many straight guys are obsessed with all things Disney?

Yeah. Not a lot. So it’s a hard life for the Disney-obsessed bitches of the work.

Luckily, someone heard our cries of “I don’t want to die alone” and there is now a dating site created fully for those who live for singing rodents and princesses with awesome hair. It’s called MouseMingle, and it might just be the key to not adopting 17 cats.

According to Cosmopolitan, the site was launched a few days ago, and while it’s not the most advanced technology, it looks like it’ll get the job done. According to the website, it’s “the place to connect people who love Disney and who want that same magic in their relationship” and is the ultimate dating site for Disney fans.

Basically you’ll answer normal dating site questions like what you’re looking for, what you look like, and what you like to do. But you’ll also reveal things like your favorite characters, how often you go to the parks, and your level of fandom.

You can look at other people’s profiles whenever, but if you want to talk to other weirdos, you’ll have to pay the monthly fee of $12.55. Not too shabby for a happily-ever-after. And hey, even if you don’t find love, you might find a gay bestie who will pay to take you to the parks and take a million Instagram-worthy pictures of you. And when it all comes down to it, isn’t that what we all sort of want anyways?

[via Cosmopolitan, MouseMingle]

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