I’ll just get straight to it. There are lipsticks that are shaped like dicks. And they are called MUSHROOM penis lipsticks. As if lipstick wasn’t phallic enough, they’ve carved veiny, life-like crevices that you can rub on your lips so you can feel like the porn star you’ve always wanted to be. They come in a variety of colors, just like regular dicks.
It’s got some rave reviews on Amazon:
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These dicksticks (what they should have named them) were just bound to happen. It’s hard to believe that they hadn’t been made earlier. These are perfect for bachelorette parties, divorce parties, and maybe even a wild bris. Dicks should be incorporated in our everyday routines. When you’re getting ready to go out and get some dick, you should put the mushroom message out into the universe with some penis lipstick. And for $18 on Amazon, how can you go wrong?
I’m just waiting for Eos to come out with their nipple line..
[h/t College Candy]
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