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Think You Love America? You’ll Love It Even More After You See This Hottie Running For Congress

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Ladies: meet Sean Eldridge. He is the 27-year-old Brown graduate turned wannabe politician — and boy, oh boy is he sexy. Seriously, I love him. Unfortunately for us, he’s married. Fortunately for us, however, his husband, Chris, is just as good looking. Like. Why you gotta play me like that, God? Save some looks for the rest of us. Whatever. I can’t even be mad right now. I’m too busy drooling over these photos of my new imaginary boyfriend.

P.S. You’re welcome.

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Catie Warren

From Rush To Rehab (@catie__warren) is a semi-fuctioning adult who has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with TSM, Rehab was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email: [email protected]

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