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This Australian Men’s Underwear Label Gives The Warwick Rowers A Run For Their Money

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AussieBum is an Australian men’s swimwear and underwear company. To be honest, I have absolutely zero idea about the quality of their products. However, after stumbling upon the label’s Instagram account, I imagine the price range is a tad bit lower because the clothes are all REALLY FUCKING TINY.

Australian guys are hot to begin with, so whatever genius is running this account has a lot of toned material to begin with. Slapping on a shitload of oil and minimal clothing is probably unnecessary, but we appreciate it nonetheless. The account is riddled with sculpted pecs and abs so hard you could grate cheese on them. Don’t even get me started on their godly faces, because I am officially one scruffy jaw away from packing my shit and moving down under. We didn’t think we would ever see a feed more glorious than the Warwick Rower’s naked spectacle, but this bronzed epitome of sex on legs might just take the cake. See for yourself.

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Lucky Jo

Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to [email protected].

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