This AXO Was Told She Wasn’t Pretty Enough To Be Homecoming Queen


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This AXO Was Told She Wasn't Pretty Enough To Be Homecoming Queen

The candidates for homecoming queen at Middle Tennessee State University are what you’d generally expect them to be. They’re beautiful. They’re well-liked. And they’re thin.

A tipster tells us that they are three extraordinary women, and any of them would make an excellent homecoming queen for the school. But we’re not here to talk about them. We’re here to talk about Zoe Rall, an AXO at the school, who is the fourth candidate in the homecoming race.

Upon seeing her in the running, a student said, within earshot of Zoe that he thought you had to be pretty to be homecoming queen, which is just about one of the cruelest things you can say to a girl. But her response is awesome.

To the boy that told his friend that he thought you had to be pretty to run for homecoming queen, this post is for you….

Posted by Zoe Rall on Tuesday, September 22, 2015


Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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