This Delta Gamma At FSU Would Humiliate Your Boyfriend On The Football Field


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This Delta Gamma At FSU Would Humiliate Your Boyfriend On The Football Field

If you’re anything like me, watching football is a lot like watching static on your television. You see things moving, and you hear sounds, but you can’t really make sense of them in any sort of comprehensive way. Still, Michelle Roque, a Delta Gamma at FSU is literally so bomb at her powderpuff flag football game, that even someone who watches the Super Bowl for the commercials can appreciate it.

Okay, but pause. Is she playing against (and destroying) guys? And it’s not just cutesy let-her-win shit either. She’s actually escaping from the enemy and doing all the sports things, like throwing the ball, and scoring, and running. So much running.

According to Roque’s Twitter, Delta Gamma was the all-campus champion for the third week in a row this year.

Uhh, same.

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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