Remember all those times when you were at the bar and then remembered you had an online assignment due at midnight? You already knocked back six beers and two tequila shots because people are generous and it’s really rude to decline free stuff, so you know you’re doomed to make an ass out of yourself and receive a failing grade.
McKenna Clark is one of us. She has her priorities straight in realizing that you’re never going to remember the grade you got on that one paper, but you will remember all the fun times you’ve had with your friends (not really, but it’s more fun to forget fun nights than it is to forget assignments). She wrote and submitted an assignment while being under the influence and I absolutely love her for it:
“Illegal to kiss on train (mala prohibita) talk about weather it should be illegal or not. It should be legal to kiss on the train because it is romantic.
Professor Grams, my name is McKenna, I had some Dr. Pepper’s I am doing good. Your assignment is way too hard. I can’t do it right now. I am better now, however, because the Dr. Pepper wore off.
I am now contemplating the assignemtn that you gave me. It’s illegal to kiss on the train because it is a safety violation.
If you are kissing while on the train you must realize that it could end up being dangerous. If the driver was kissing on the train, who would be driving the train. You are welcome.
In her defense, she makes some valid points. Dr. Pepper can really fuck with your sobriety. The only thing I see that’s really wrong here is a few minor grammar errors, including the fact that she used “weather” instead of “whether.” Common mistake. I’m honestly just waiting on McKenna to tell the Twittersphere what grade she got. .
[via Elite Daily]
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