This Girl’s Epic Text Bomb Is Insane…Or Maybe She’s Just Misunderstood


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This Girl's Epic Text Bomb Is Insane...Or Maybe She's Just Misunderstood

An imgur user named ajaxrocky recently posted a series of text messages from a girl he calls “Crazy Chick.” He claims the two never dated, and who knows if it’s true, but honestly, this girl just seems misunderstood if you ask me.


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Okay, so the “I’m so rich and pretty” comments are weird, but like, maybe they’re true. Homegirl just seems like she’s upset a guy she was sleeping with wasn’t responding to her messages. It’s valid. And it’s a hell of a lot more sane than this chick if you ask me.

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Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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