My winter motto has always been: “The cold weather doesn’t affect my outfits or my actions. It just means I’ll be cold.” How are you going to let a few snow flakes (or a blizzard) ruin your good time? That’s right, you’re fucking not. You wear your same slutty outfit, maybe wear a pair of sweatpants that you’ll check with your coat at the bar, and wreak all the havoc your heart (and liver) desires.
This crazy West Virginia bitch doing a walk of shame, barefoot, in a shack shirt, and seemingly pantsless in the middle of a blizzard has the same mindset.
If it weren’t for the whole viral video thing, it’s actually a genius plan. Probably no one you know is going to see you at your worst if your worst is in the middle of a blizzard. I respect the move..
[via College Candy]
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Veronica Ruckh
Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]
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