You ever feel like it’s easier to bond with someone over how much you hate something than it is to bond over how much you like something? I mean, especially if that thing is a guy. It’s the whole premise of “John Tucker Must Die,” and the new movie “Old Ladies Also Think John Tucker Must Die,” commonly known as “The Other Woman.” Our man Joshua proved that this feeling of camaraderie over a man who has scorned us can even happen in real life. You see Josh is quite a lady’s man in the app world, and recently contacted 32 of his favorite Tinder matches. He made it passed the initial Tinder banter and got real phone numbers! Tinder game is on point. Unfortunately, his iMessage game is less on point, because poor Josh texted all 32 girls at the same time in a group message. You know, kids, back in my day, the recipients didn’t know when you were sending a mass text. We also had dinosaurs.
The stream of messages, resulting in some new friendships, and one stupid, stupid boy is below. They do not disappoint.
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Veronica Ruckh
Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]
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