As partially independent twenty-somethings, we all rely on our mothers as more than just a lifeline. They get us out of sticky situations, listen to us bitch about boys who don’t matter, and give us plenty of logical advice that we have zero intention of following. In return, we each partake in various bonding activities with them. My mother and I, for example, like to watch red box movies and talk crap on basically everyone we know. It’s probably not the most moral approach to family time, but it’s a long standing tradition that neither of us plan on changing while there are still backstabbers and exboyfriends to mock.
One duo from the U.K. has taken the idea of mother/daughter bonding a tad too far. Georgina and Kayla have undergone more than $63,000 worth of cosmetic surgery to look like the British model Katie Price and, unfortunately, each other. Kayla, daughter of major enabler Georgina, explains that it all started when she met a generous friend through her work. Just so we’re clear, by “work,” I mean stripping, and by “generous friend,” I mean sugar daddy.
Kayla’s sugar daddy began paying for plastic surgeries for the two, who have now spent over $63,000 worth of boob jobs, lip injections, tanning, hair extensions, nails, tattoos, Botox, and other procedures that I don’t want enough reality TV to recognize. In short, this pair has more than a few loose screws between the two of them, and I might not even believe that this story was real if it weren’t for solid video proof.
Before we go any further, I think it’s important that we all know what Kate Price looks like:
So, yeah. There is absolutely zero resemblance there, but honestly, that is the least of my worries. I don’t understand how it is humanly possible to raise a child from birth, and then support her as she ruins life by stripping for snaggletooth bums and altering her face and body beyond the point of return. I’ll go ahead and say it: They both look like shit. I would legitimately rather run into a deranged gunman than either of these two in a dark alley, and I’m going to take this moment to give Mama Jo a shoutout for refusing to fund that boob job I’ve been thinking about since the eighth grade.
At least this fiasco makes all of our mothers look like total gems in comparison. No matter how bad they embarrass us, they would never let us get away with colossal lip injections and straight up terrifying eyebrows. If you haven’t already done so today, now might be a good time to call your mom. .