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Nudez. We’ve all sent them. Sadly, we’ve probably all received them too (seriously guys, stop with the d*ck pics). Until recently, not much has really been new in the nudes game. But with the recent butt craze (thanks Nicki), God has gifted us with the best thing to happen to sending naked pictures since Snapchat. I present, the over the shoulder butt selfie.

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This is undoubtedly the cream of the crop of nudes, both for girls to send and for guys to receive. Let me break it down for you.

As a girl, you know the first rule of naked pics is to KEEP YOUR FUCKING FACE OUT OF THE PICTURE. Nudes get out, sometimes by accident and sometimes on purpose. Either way, you don’t want something this insignificant to come back and bite you in the ass a few years down the line. So why is the over the butt selfie the best for this? It’s simple, when you are sending a regular tit pic or nude, you have to crop your face out of the shot. It just looks plain weird, like your body was cut in half or something. But with the butt selfie, you can make the shot look complete by getting a small profile of your head in the corner of the shot as it leads up to the main prize. Strictly from an aesthetic standpoint, it’s just a more complete shot.

The butt selfie is also forgiving. If you need to send a nude in a pinch, there is always the possibility that your shit might not be on point. Maybe you’re in between waxes or a little bloated due to the hefty burrito you just ate, but none of that matters to the butt selfie. Just put on a cute pair of panties (or don’t, whatever your inner freak desires), tousle your hair a little to create the perfect ‘just fucked’ vibe, and snap away. Slap a filter on it and you’re good to go. Naked picture wins.

I said that the butt selfie is the best for everyone, especially guys. The butt selfie is the epitome of ‘lady in the streets, but a freak in the sheets.’ Guys, you want a girl that you can fuck like a porn star, but also take home to mom. And yes, you want nudes, but do you really want stripper nudes? Do you want nudes that are so perfect and choreographed that you just know she sends that shit out at least once a week to handful of different guys? Hell no, you don’t. You want a girl that’s a freak, but just for you. That’s what’s great about the butt selfie. It has a certain amount of innocence that you don’t typically get when receiving naked pics. Plus, a well-defined ass is all the proof you need to know your girl keeps her shit right and tight. A bigger girl can have huge tits, but only a fit girl can have a booty you can bounce a quarter off of. It’s really a no-brainer.

Honestly, at this point, I think it’s pretty fucking obvious why the over the shoulder butt selfie is the end all be all. So next time you’re trying to get a little freaky with your man, pop your booty up and send him a picture that screams “I don’t normally do this, but I might let you put it in my butt if you ask nicely.”

Champagne Showers is a contributing writer for TSM. She is your typical Northern Diva. If curse words, sexual content, and drug use offend you, then bless your heart. CS will continue living the life you're too scared to live. email her at:

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