This Is What’s Going To Happen If People Keep Joining Taylor Swift’s Squad


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This Is What's Going To Happen If People Keep Joining Taylor Swift's Squad

Love Taylor Swift or hate her (or enjoy her 1989 album, but feel morally conflicted, because you find her awful on a personal level), you can’t help but have noticed, that she’s pretty much ruling the world lately. Just a few years ago, everyone mutually agreed that she was a whiny pain the caboose, but ever since she performed at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in 2013, everything changed.

She started hanging out with models, and finally, she was part of the “cool” crowd, a group she claims shunned her from an early age. Now everyone wants to best friends with Swifty. But at what cost? SNL shows us.

Be afraid, people. Be very afraid.

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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