Your favorite TV show actually says a lot about who you are as a person. If your favorite show is “Orange is the New Black” you’re kinky AF. If you are a stoner, your go to is probably “Parks and Recreation.” If “New Girl” is your thing it’s safe to say you spend your Friday nights at home with a bottle of wine. And if you frequent this website you probably highly relate to “Keeping Up With the Kardashians.” Just calling it like I see it.
CableTV recently divided up the states and determined what the most popular Reality TV show is in each state.
I’ll now be offering hot takes on some of the most interesting ones:
Arkansas, Mississippi, and Tennessee:
“Duck Dynasty”? Really. That wasn’t predictable or anything. You probably only watch because your cousin (read: boyfriend) is the star.
“Pawn Stars” or porn stars? That’s my question.
You are cordially invited to join us in 2016 where “Project Runway” is no longer a thing.
All those taxidermy animals they’re hoarding over there, it’s no wonder they find “Hoarding Buried Alive” relatable.
All it takes is every member of the Kardashian Klan to watch their own damn show and next thing you know their show is number one in the state
Makes sense considering “Naked and Afraid” is the closest half of them are going to get to seeing naked women.
But hey, it’s better than not watching TV, amiright?.
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