Your phone does a lot of things. You use your phone to group text all your besties, to call your dad and ask him to put more money in your account, and to inflate your confidence via likes, favorites, and comments. It’s a powerful little device that we all can’t live without.
But one thing you phone shouldn’t do is get you off. That’s why they made The Rabbit.
Apparently some people disagree with me, because the sick twisted minds over at IZIVIBE created a phone case designed to manipulates your phone’s vibration feature and get you off.
Yeah, you read that right. A phone case slash sex toy. That’s what the world has come to.
It's official! Our website https://t.co/mlC79ilsCc is online… Check it out to discover #izivibe pic.twitter.com/M0ZBXLrULm
— IZIVIBE (@izivibe) November 12, 2015
Look at that thing. Can you imagine walking around with that? Or putting it in your pocket? Is it even sanitary to walk around with your vibrator like that?
According to IZIVIBE’s website, the product’s “internal dildo structure is designed to propagate the phone’s vibrations along the entire length to get a maximum of pleasure.” There’s 7 vibration modes, and they can be controlled by your or a partner via the app.
Honestly, my biggest concern with this phone case vibrator is how fast it would make your phone run out of battery. I’m not trying to carry around my charger all day on the very slim chance that I’ll feel like masturbating… well, anywhere that isn’t my house.
I’ll stick with my Rabbit, thank you very much. .
[via Cosmopolitan]
Image via IZIVIBE Twitter
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