This Penis Highlighter Is Actually Really Pretty


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I don’t usually like many beauty trends, but I might have to hop on this trend. A company called Bitch Slap! Cosmetics recently came out with highlighters…. with dicks on them. Everyone is coming out with highlighters right now, so Bitch Slap knew they had to find a way to stand out. The penises on the highlighters are oddly realistic, but I’m sure after a few uses it would fade away.

They come in a variety of colors and they’re all actually really pretty, if you can get past the veiny shaft and hairy balls.

If you want penises on more of your cosmetics, they also have eyeshadows.

Dick Highlight too bomb.

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Cristina is a Grandex Writer and Content Manager. She was an intern for over two years before she graduated a semester early to write about college full time, which makes absolutely no sense. She regretfully considers herself a Carrie, but is first and foremost a Rory. She tends to draw strong reactions from people. They are occasionally positive. You can find her in a bar as you're bending down to tie your shoes, drinking Dos XX and drunk crying to Elton John. Email her: (not .com).

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