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This Remake Of “Party In The USA” Will Make You Miss College

I hopped out the car at my new school
With a dream and a flask of gin
Welcome to the land called “parentless” -whoa-
Am I gonna get it in?

Jumped outta bed, in class for the first time
Looked to my right and I see a guy who is fine
This is all so crazy, everybody seems so faded

It’s sylly week and I’m feelin’ kinda Busch-sick, too much vodka and I’m nauseous
That’s when the fratboy turned up the stereo
And a Miley song was on, and a Miley song was on, and a Miley song was on

So I lift my glass up,
He’s playin’ my song, I think we’re gonna get fucked up
I’m noddin’ my head like yeah,
I’m slurrin’ my words like yeah
I got my glass up
He’s playin’ my song
I’m ready to hit the frats
Yeah, it’s a party in my college town
Yeah, it’s a party in my college town

Get to the frat with my dorm crew, everybody’s looking at me now
Like ‘who’s that chick with the campus map?’
‘She’s gotta be new in town!’

So hard with old friends not around me,
This is definitely not a hometown party
Cause all I see are pledges, I guess I never got the message

It’s sylly week and I’m feelin’ kinda Busch-sick,
Too much vodka and I’m nauseous
That’s when the DJ put on my favorite jam
And a Sremmurd song was on, and a Sremmurd song was on, and a Sremmurd song was on

So I lift my glass up,
He’s playin’ my song, I think we’re gonna get fucked up
I’m noddin’ my head like yeah,
I’m slurrin’ my words like yeah
I got my glass up
He’s playin’ my song
I’m ready to hit the frats
Yeah, it’s a party in my college town
Yeah, it’s a party in my college town

Feelin hoppin’ in the car,
Back to my high school tonight,
Wine bag stops me every time,
The fratboy looks my way and I feel alright

So I lift my glass up,
He’s playin’ my song, I think we’re gonna get fucked up
I’m noddin’ my head like yeah,
I’m slurrin’ my words like yeah
I got my glass up
He’s playin’ my song
I’m ready to hit the frats
Yeah, it’s a party in my college town
Yeah, it’s a party in my college town

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Lindeliciousss

A native Seattleite and self-proclaimed Snapchat queen, she's been a coffee addict since she found out what a coffee bean was. Believer in and promoter of the #freeguac and #freegucci movements. She is obsessed with all things Harry Potter and has been known to stop people at parties to tell them how to remove the wine from their clothes. In her spare time, she enjoys baking, writing for TSM, and pretending like she has her act together. Hit her up @ lindeliciousss@gmail.com

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