Throwback Thursday: The Best Bitch Fit Ever

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It goes without saying that most of us are used to the Princess treatment. I mean, we’re pretty enough to assume we should always get what we want whenever we want it and I don’t think there’s anything unreasonable or out of touch about these assumptions, and I don’t think it’s unrealistic to assume the rest of the world should pick up on the obvious royalty vibe we give off. With that knowledge, it is completely logical, to me, that we’re entitled to throw bitch fits when things don’t go our way. A lot of people don’t understand them, and most find them rude and unnecessary, but I think bitch fits are great for the nerves. They’re a healthy way to release your emotions. Sure, people may get hurt in the process, but as long as you relieve your anxiety, anger, or rage, who cares? I think it’s important to pay tribute to the most epic diva bitch fit ever thrown, when this little weirdo’s mother cancelled his World of Warcraft subscription.

I know it might seem a little ridiculous, but this kid had the most epic flip out ever. This video is from 2009, which was four years ago, meaning this kid has gone through four years of his life dealing with the fallout of having his meltdown videotaped by his (hilarious) asshole brother and broadcasted for the entire world to see. This YouTube gem received crazy recognition when it first came out, and I think it’s long overdue for a re-vamp.

First of all, I can’t imagine what it’s like to flip out over a video game being cancelled, but I’d imagine it’s comparable to not being able to lose those final three pounds that are ruining your life. Either way, the little diva that starred in this clip took everything to the extreme. I’m actually pretty impressed. He mastered every aspect of the temper tantrum most of us learned at the age of four. He screamed, he made threats, and he acted completely fucking insane. I especially enjoyed the part where he utilized his comforter as a magical curtain of sorts, and emerged wearing nothing but his boxers. At this point, I think it’s important to point out this video pre-dates the whole “bath salts” epidemic, which I think is worth noting. This kid was revolutionary in anger management. I’m unclear as to what he thought hitting himself repeatedly with a shoe while screaming, “IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT” would accomplish, though, especially because his bedroom door was closed, so it’s not as if he could really show the person he was screaming at what was going on. I’m also not positive as to what good a remote enema does for anyone, but I guess when you’re that angry, shit gets weird.

Look. I know midterms are stressful and can bring out the worst in people, but let’s allow this nostalgic video to be a reminder to all of us that nothing is ever that bad. No matter how bad you think your life may be, there is no way your bitch fit will EVER even compare to the one this kid threw over his little video game scenario.

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