Tinder Fails: The Real Housewives Of Tinder

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Tinder is everyone’s favorite dating app, matching you with members of the opposite sex based on location. You judge each other based on looks, meaning you get to spend hours rejecting people, and then feel giddy when you find out that 99% of the guys you “swiped right” think you’re pretty. It’s a win-win. However, sometimes we come across Tinder profiles that don’t seem quite right. Here are 20 of this week’s Tinder fails.

I'm assuming you're okay with me being a cat lady.
I’m assuming you’re okay with me being a cat lady.

I'd just feel inadequate.
I’d just feel inadequate.

Don't kid yourself. We know the truth.
Don’t kid yourself. We know the truth.

Cute tail.
Cute tail.

Dream Big, Hustle Hard.
“Dream Big, Hustle Hard.”

Rick? You mean RICH!
Rick? You mean RICH!

So what do you dress up as for Halloween?
So…what do you dress up as for Halloween?

Guys can do rush boobs too!
Guys can do rush boobs too!

Real Housewives of Tinder will be a huge hit.
Real Housewives of Tinder will be a huge hit.

RecruitmentChairTSM (@TheRecruitChair) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. This current grad student and ex-sorority girl survives solely on Diet Coke and the tears of the pledges she personally victimized. She's a Monica, a Marnie, a Miranda, and a Regina. Her favorite hobbies include drinking $14 bottles of wine and binge-watching season 2 of Grey's Anatomy until she cries. You can send her annoying e-mails at RecruitChairTSM@gmail.com

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