At this point, you’ve probably deleted Tinder. Or at least neglected the app completely, as the vast majority of guys left on there are either insanely desperate or delusional enough to think that opening with “I want to explode inside you” is going to grab your attention. The whole thing had basically gone to shit, with little hope of restoration.
This entirely new app is similar to Tinder, but way, way better. Tindog is a canine matchmaking service, connecting dog lovers based on location. Like Tinder, it allows you to swipe right or left and chat with those who match with you. CEO Julien Muller explains the purpose of the app by saying, “Whether it’s building new friendships or even making a love connection, Tindog is a great way to expand your social circle with others who love man’s best friend just as much as you do.”
Holy shit. This is huge. Do you guys realize how revolutionary this is? I’m lonely, my dog is lonely, and together we’re just two mopey bitches waiting for prince charming and his trusty hound to sweep us our feet (and paws). This app is totally going to make shit happen.
The only potential problem that comes to mind is that we might have an influx of suitors, because I don’t know if it’s possible to swipe left on a pup. I honestly don’t think I’m physically capable of rejecting a dog. Either way, this is still ten times better than Tinder, where the guys post pictures of themselves holding their friend’s dog and totally get your hopes up. There’s no bigger let down than that awkward, “Oh that’s my friend’s dog” conversation.
Tindog launched this week, so I’d hurry up and download it now before all the perverts find a way to infiltrate the system. Best of luck to you and your furry companion.
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