TSM Fail Friday: Daddy Buys My Love


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Ten real TSM submissions, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Having a miscarriage in an Abercrombie and Fitch dressing room. TSM.
–New York

Immediate fetal suicide upon realizing it would have a future filled with ripped denim and too much cologne.

Fratdaddy gave me a box of dog shit, needless to say i ate it all. TSM

You’re full of shit.

I knew I chose the right Fratdaddy when he let me go on other guys’ Date Dashes just for the shirt. TSM.
–Washington State

I prefer boyfriends who still have their balls, but that’s just me.

I would be bulimic, but my teeth are too pretty to ruin. TSM

I would be too, but I don’t have a gag reflex. KIDDING! Disordered eating is NS.

Threw up on my date on the way to a bus party. Popped in some gum and we made started making out. TSM.


My fratdaddy says he loves me. By me he means what I will inherit. TSM

A man whose goal is to live off of my father’s money has always been a dream of mine too.

Dont worry, I can have daddy pay for you too. TSM

And this ladies and gentleman, is what it ACTUALLY looks like to buy your friends.

Tattooing your sorority’s symbol on your ass during Spring Break. TSM

Maybe they can put a pic of that in the recruitment slideshow!

Classy: Being the skank no one expects, but ever man notices. TSM.
–North Carolina

My rough definition was always something like…embodying grace and elegance through perfect manners, eloquent speech, and stylish dress. Boy, was I off!

I strive to be just like Laura “Fugging” Penny every day. TSM.

You know she’s a dude, right?

Oh my…



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    • 4

      As a TPA of the chapter in this video I am honestly mortified that other TPA’s would be so rude and disrespectful to their fellow sisters. Maybe some of the TPA’s posting here should really try to study our creed and think about what it stands for! For the record, this recruitment video yielded the biggest pledge class of our chapters history, including myself!

      ^ ThisBless your heartReply • 4 years ago
    • -1

      Considering I was a part of the pledge class that I referred to, I can assure you that all of the ladies given a bid were carefully selected by my sisters and of the utmost quality of which is fitting for a TPA. I can also tell you that many of these ladies turned down other bids to accept theirs from Theta Phi. So although your theory doesn’t surprise me, I can assure you these ladies are far from “rejects that no other sorority wanted”. If anything, the large number of new members from that recruitment is just an example of how great our chapter is that 17 ladies chose TPA over other orgs! Obviously we saw something in Theta Phi that we wanted to be a part of and our sisters saw something in us.

      ^ ThisBless your heartReply • 4 years ago
    • -2

      Of course you think the pledge class was “high quality” because you were a part of it. That doesn’t mean it was. It’s okay to be bottom-tier, sweetie.

      ^ ThisBless your heartReply • 4 years ago
    • -3

      “Biggest pledge class” is not the same as “highest quality pledge class.” You guys probably took all the rejects that no other sorority wanted, which can absolutely result in large numbers. Bless your heart, honey.

      ^ ThisBless your heartReply • 4 years ago
    • -6

      prettyinbows: there will be no “chapter drama” brewing from this ridiculous site or its negative comments. As far as we know it was not somebody actually from our chapter that posted this video on here in the first place. It was just brought to our attention that it was on here. We have an amazing and close knit chapter full of wonderful ladies who strive to represent Theta Phi Alpha as it should be. Not how some on here have because these rude comments are very unbecoming of what we stand for. If anything, this ignorance will only bring us closer in our bonds of sisterhood to stand up and combat the negativity spewed on this website.

      ^ ThisBless your heartReply • 4 years ago

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