TSM Fail Friday: Daddy Buys My Love

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Ten real TSM submissions, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Having a miscarriage in an Abercrombie and Fitch dressing room. TSM.
–New York

Immediate fetal suicide upon realizing it would have a future filled with ripped denim and too much cologne.

Fratdaddy gave me a box of dog shit, needless to say i ate it all. TSM
–Louisiana

You’re full of shit.

I knew I chose the right Fratdaddy when he let me go on other guys’ Date Dashes just for the shirt. TSM.
–Washington State

I prefer boyfriends who still have their balls, but that’s just me.

I would be bulimic, but my teeth are too pretty to ruin. TSM
–Florida

I would be too, but I don’t have a gag reflex. KIDDING! Disordered eating is NS.

Threw up on my date on the way to a bus party. Popped in some gum and we made started making out. TSM.
–Iowa

Yummy.

My fratdaddy says he loves me. By me he means what I will inherit. TSM
–Tennessee

A man whose goal is to live off of my father’s money has always been a dream of mine too.

Dont worry, I can have daddy pay for you too. TSM
–Ohio

And this ladies and gentleman, is what it ACTUALLY looks like to buy your friends.

Tattooing your sorority’s symbol on your ass during Spring Break. TSM
–Pennsylvania

Maybe they can put a pic of that in the recruitment slideshow!

Classy: Being the skank no one expects, but ever man notices. TSM.
–North Carolina

My rough definition was always something like…embodying grace and elegance through perfect manners, eloquent speech, and stylish dress. Boy, was I off!

I strive to be just like Laura “Fugging” Penny every day. TSM.
–Tennessee

You know she’s a dude, right?

Oh my…

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    • 4
      MizzTPABetaLambda

      As a TPA of the chapter in this video I am honestly mortified that other TPA’s would be so rude and disrespectful to their fellow sisters. Maybe some of the TPA’s posting here should really try to study our creed and think about what it stands for! For the record, this recruitment video yielded the biggest pledge class of our chapters history, including myself!

      ^ ThisBless your heartReply • 2 years ago
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      MizzTPABetaLambda

      Considering I was a part of the pledge class that I referred to, I can assure you that all of the ladies given a bid were carefully selected by my sisters and of the utmost quality of which is fitting for a TPA. I can also tell you that many of these ladies turned down other bids to accept theirs from Theta Phi. So although your theory doesn’t surprise me, I can assure you these ladies are far from “rejects that no other sorority wanted”. If anything, the large number of new members from that recruitment is just an example of how great our chapter is that 17 ladies chose TPA over other orgs! Obviously we saw something in Theta Phi that we wanted to be a part of and our sisters saw something in us.

      ^ ThisBless your heartReply • 2 years ago
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      MizzTPABetaLambda

      prettyinbows: there will be no “chapter drama” brewing from this ridiculous site or its negative comments. As far as we know it was not somebody actually from our chapter that posted this video on here in the first place. It was just brought to our attention that it was on here. We have an amazing and close knit chapter full of wonderful ladies who strive to represent Theta Phi Alpha as it should be. Not how some on here have because these rude comments are very unbecoming of what we stand for. If anything, this ignorance will only bring us closer in our bonds of sisterhood to stand up and combat the negativity spewed on this website.

      ^ ThisBless your heartReply • 2 years ago
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      TSMGVSU

      “Biggest pledge class” is not the same as “highest quality pledge class.” You guys probably took all the rejects that no other sorority wanted, which can absolutely result in large numbers. Bless your heart, honey.

      ^ ThisBless your heartReply • 2 years ago
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      TSMGVSU

      Of course you think the pledge class was “high quality” because you were a part of it. That doesn’t mean it was. It’s okay to be bottom-tier, sweetie.

      ^ ThisBless your heartReply • 2 years ago
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    MizzTPABetaLambda

    As a TPA I am glad this video is gone off of this ridiculous site. I only wish all these negative and rude comments could be removed also. Especially those from fellow TPA’s. These ladies who are adding rude comments are NOT representing what a TPA should be by perpetuating the negativity that this site thrives on. As a TPA I am seriously disappointed in my fellow sisters for forgetting what our creed stands for and living by the oath we all took! Shame on all of you!

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      ^^Ummmm FaF, if it doesn’t pop up instantly, then you’re using the website improperly, try again?

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      MizzTPABetaLambda

      I am perfectly aware of our mission and we live up to it. I don’t think the fact that I made a grammatical error is misrepresenting or not living up to what we stand for as much as sisters from other chapters bashing us on this website. THAT is what I have a problem with. Clearly, I am not the only person on here who is not always grammatically correct, take a look at “Y’all shoulda known full well that this would be happen.” And to address that comment, your right I do know better. I do not read, follow, or concern myself with this website because I already know that it is basically full of a bunch of Greeks making themselves as well as other Greeks look bad. I only just today made an account for the sole purpose of commenting on this particular feed after it was brought to our attention that our video was posted and being bashed on here. With this being said I am done commenting on this ridiculous site and going back to not concerning myself with such petty drama.

      ^ ThisBless your heartReply • 2 years ago
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      MizzTPABetaLambda

      Yes it is a REAL sorority! As matter of fact Theta Phi Alpha is turning 100 this year! And I am not sure why you felt the need to curse at me and insinuate what I may or may not look like? Did that make you feel better about yourself; to try to insult someone else? I wonder if the people in your org. treat each other as badly as you try to treat others? Just another example of the stereotypes that most Greeks try to fight against. Theta Phi’s have a creed we are suppose to live by as well as an oath we took so unless your a Theta Phi Alpha, which clearly your not, then please don’t worry about my comments regarding MY fellow sisters! The ladies from other chapters who made rude and uncalled for comments on here are NOT representing TPA as they should! So yes, shame on them!

      ^ ThisBless your heartReply • 2 years ago
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      TSMGVSU

      Hey MizzTPA, Theta Phi Alpha also has a mission… “to advance educational, social and philanthropic interests.” It looks like you didn’t pass sixth grade English, since you can’t tell the difference between “your” and “you’re.” If you’re going to preach about your organization, you should also be living up to all of its values.

      ^ ThisBless your heartReply • 2 years ago
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      Fratissimus Dorsi

      If you are offended by anything on this website then you shouldn’t even be here. Nothing on this site gets praise anymore. Everything, good or bad, will be torn to shreads. Ya’ll shoulda known full well that this would be happen. If you are “mortified” by anything on this site then don’t look at it.

      ^ ThisBless your heartReply • 2 years ago
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      FaFTexas

      I don’t usually start shit and I am sure you are a nice girl but this was the first thing that popped into Google when I typed “TPA”:

      Click the picture for more information
      Brought to you by FaFTexas

      ^ ThisBless your heartReply • 2 years ago
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    TPABetaLambdaFounder

    I’m astonished that people are “mortified” and think that we are making U of M look “horrible”. There is nothing bad about this video whatsoever. Yes, it is silly, and no, we probably shouldn’t go on to write music videos as a living. But we had fun! We got people’s attention, and, more importantly, we showed our sisterhood. By your negative, unnecessary comments you are simply showing people how shallow Greeks are. Don’t we fight every day to show people the opposite? Come on guys! And as for the Theta Phis commenting in a negative way: shame on you. Justice to each fellow man? Wisdom in each deed and plan? I cannot believe you call yourself a sister.

    ^ ThisBless your heartReply • 2 years ago

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