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Two Dweebs Vandalize Fraternity House After Being Denied Entrance To Party

Two Dweebs Vandalize Fraternity House After Being Denied Entrance To Party

Over the weekend, Phi Delta Theta at the University of South Dakota was privy to some vandalism. On the side of their house, the words “We Date Rape” were spraypainted in yellow. This type of story is almost getting redundant — fraternity houses being vandalized under sweeping generalizations about fraternities in general, and not the specific house, but no one bats an eye, because… I don’t know, because no one cares if you talk shit about fraternities even if they’re innocent.

The president of the fraternity, Tyler Isackson, believes the vandalism occurred between 3:00 and 5:00am Sunday morning, but there were no witnesses, and no one saw the side of the house until 9:00am that day.

Now evidence is emerging that when bad things happen, it really might be because people are just jealous.

So two dweebs weren’t allowed into a party, so when they didn’t get their way, they lashed out, and spray-painted the most unimaginative, stereotypical, and vilifying statement that they could come up with to exact their revenge.

My dudes, just get more friends.

[via The Volante]

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]

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