Two-Year-Old North West Has A Personal Trainer, Because Kim Kardashian


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I’ve always wondered what goes on in the West household, other than the obvious family activities like comparing Daddy Kanye to Jesus and trying to find pieces of furniture big enough to fit Kim’s ass. I imagine the trio spends most of their time fastening skinny mirrors to walls and taking turns complimenting each other’s outfits. As it turns out, fitness is apparently a big part of daily life. So big, in fact, that two-year-old North West has a personal trainer, thanks to Mama K.

Out of all the stupid shit Kim Kardashian has done, I think this stunt probably annoys me the most. I’m not trying to be harsh, but giving a toddler a fitness instructor is legitimately dumber than the idea of leash kids. I get that it’s her baby, and this is America, so yeah, she can raise North however she wants. Still, it all just seems so unnecessary. There’s a difference between laying a solid groundwork for health and spending dough on pointless shit just because you can.

What the hell is a certified personal trainer going to teach a two-year-old, anyway? How to properly squat while shitting in her diaper? How to count calories when she can barely count to ten? How to incorporate “PROTEIN!!!!!!!” into her vocabulary while she’s still learning the basics of the English language?

I don’t know. I’m done trying to figure out the inner workings of Kim’s mind. Probably not a whole lot floating around up there, anyway.

[via Jezebel]

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