I’d like to take a second to say I’ve been foolish. You’ve been foolish. We’ve all been foolish. Wrapped up in a world of Justin Biebers and One Directions, we’ve overlooked the one who outdoes them all: Colton Haynes.
I’m unsure how he’s been so hidden away, but I will not stand for it any longer. There’s literally not a single flaw. It’s as if he were created for females, by females. Or has walked straight out of a romantic comedy. Seriously just look at him.
He’s good with kids.
He’s a self proclaimed “goof.”
He’s okay with the fact that you may have some cat-lady tendencies.
He’s in touch with his ~feminine~ side.
He’s willing to wear — and can pull off — stylish outfits your ex wouldn’t even consider.
Yeah, pretty sure that jaw could break something.
As if you needed another reason to love him, the Arrow actor says he loves every girl’s favorite holiday, Halloween, and is a costume party addict. He’s not messing around, either. And the best part is, he’s not going for the basic hot guy costumes like the classic firefighter or cop. Oh, no. He goes to the extreme.
Like with this Queen Elsa get up,
and last Halloween’s almost unbelievable Princess Fiona transformation.
Colton’s costume this year though – untouchable. He went as none other than Princess Ariel’s nemesis, Ursula. A really, really ripped Ursula.
I’ve never been so sexually confused.
Gotta love a man-ish (?) with a hearty appetite, am I right ladies?
This is an odd form of striptease, but I’m 100% okay with it. *makes it rain*
I think I’ve found the Halloking to my Halloqueen. <3.
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