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Unreasonably Hot Person Colton Haynes Just Killed The Halloween Game

I’d like to take a second to say I’ve been foolish. You’ve been foolish. We’ve all been foolish. Wrapped up in a world of Justin Biebers and One Directions, we’ve overlooked the one who outdoes them all: Colton Haynes.

I’m unsure how he’s been so hidden away, but I will not stand for it any longer. There’s literally not a single flaw. It’s as if he were created for females, by females. Or has walked straight out of a romantic comedy. Seriously just look at him.

He’s good with kids.


Finally enjoyin time with these little angels. #CousinColtonIsBack 🙂

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He’s a self proclaimed “goof.”


Perception vs Reality #MoodyMondays

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He’s okay with the fact that you may have some cat-lady tendencies.


Having cat friends is just so much easier than having human friends. They just get me #CatDaddy @thatcatpatch

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He’s in touch with his ~feminine~ side.


He’s willing to wear — and can pull off — stylish outfits your ex wouldn’t even consider.


Incredible night! Thx to @seanknight @themarcjacobs @marcjacobs for this suit! #SanAndreas

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Yeah, pretty sure that jaw could break something.


As if you needed another reason to love him, the Arrow actor says he loves every girl’s favorite holiday, Halloween, and is a costume party addict. He’s not messing around, either. And the best part is, he’s not going for the basic hot guy costumes like the classic firefighter or cop. Oh, no. He goes to the extreme.

Like with this Queen Elsa get up,


Sometimes ya just gotta let it go! I am a child haha #CostumePartyAddict #ElsaMyBoo

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and last Halloween’s almost unbelievable Princess Fiona transformation.


Colton’s costume this year though – untouchable. He went as none other than Princess Ariel’s nemesis, Ursula. A really, really ripped Ursula.


I’ve never been so sexually confused.


Poor unfortunate souls #Ursula

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Gotta love a man-ish (?) with a hearty appetite, am I right ladies?


Ursula loves her fans

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This is an odd form of striptease, but I’m 100% okay with it. *makes it rain*


I woke up like this

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I think I’ve found the Halloking to my Halloqueen. <3

[via Cosmopolitan]

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Rachel Page

Rachel enjoys spending her time thinking about Britney Spears, whining about being single, and thinking about Britney Spears. She doesn't take to criticism well, so be nice or so she will cry herself to sleep! Email: rpage@grandex.co

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