The bigger the bow, the better the beau. TSM.

Every adjective looks better with an extra “y” or two…or three. TSM.

Fratdaddy just mentioned the L word…yes, lavalier. TSM.

It’s only a successful night out if you get a new prof pic out of it. TSM.

Fraternity girlfriends across Greek row come to me for cooler-painting advice. TSM.

Already planning a viewing party in the chapter house of William & Kate’s wedding. TSM.

Mentally planning my wedding to keep me looking enthusiastic during our 10-hour initiation. TSM.