Using Yurman as a paper weight in the lib. TSM.

The bigger the hoops, the bigger the ho. Unless they are Tiffany’s. TSM.

“Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.” TSM.

I don’t sweat, I glisten. TSM.

Sometimes, after a weekend of questionable decisions, I watch shows like Teen mom and 16 and pregnant to feel better about my life. TSM.

Getting the door held for you when you’re still 20 feet away. TSM.

Boys hold the door open for me and let it slam in the face of the ugly girl behind me. TSM.