Partying hard enough all semester to become a legend, but still managing to pull off perfect grades. TSM.

Struggling to pretend you feel guilty, not proud, at your standards meeting. TSM.

Bedazzling the fuck out of his cooler when he pisses you off. TSM.

Taking a rando to a fraternity date party just so you can watch your big get lavaliered. TSM.

Spending a “Mommy and me” day shopping. TSM.