Watching shows about weddings counts as research. TSM.

That “Bitch, who do you think you are?” moment when a girl wants to take a picture with your boyfriend. TSM.

Drinking water to curb hunger. TSM.

Knowing more fraternity business than the members do because you are dating the President. TSM.

Getting “I accidentally slept with my ex last night…three times” drunk. TSM.

Reorganizing your Pinterest boards when you can’t sleep. TSM.

“OMG, I hate them. They act like complete douche bags and don’t have the bodies to back it up.” TSM.

Saying “whatever” in a fight because you know it will piss him off. TSM.

“Cuz” for “because” is the only unacceptable abbrev. TSM.

Telling your little sister that she can only go to a school that has your chapter. TSM.