Sarcastically saying “formal?!” to your friends after a creepy-looking guy walks by. TSM.

Seeing a new fraternity t-shirt around campus and automatically picturing yourself wearing it. TSM.

Always being on a high horse with no intention of ever hopping off. TSM.

The forecast for tonight is looking like high alcohol, low standards, and very poor decisions. TSM.

“Did I see you last night?” TSM.

Telling people sailing is one of your hobbies when actually you just sit there and watch your fratdaddy do all the work. TSM.

Going out on the night of the National Championship as an excuse to blackout on a monday. TSM.

Never dressing up for classes because I would never date an education major. TSM.