Always being his best friend on Snapchat. TSM.

If by “boyfriend” you mean “person who carries my shopping bags,” then sure, you can be my boyfriend. TSM.

“I’m just so used to being surrounded by pretty people.” TSM.

The only lines I worry about are my tan lines. TSM.

The Starbucks barista becoming your gay best friend. TSM.

Your boyfriend giving you a pledge’s laptop to use while yours is being fixed. TSM.

Casually moving your jacket so your letters are showing when you see a hot guy. TSM.